Cary Elwes: 30%

I saw this way, way back and spent the entire film unconvinced by Ferris Bueller in a moustache and uniform. Matthew Broderick just looks too young to play an American Civil War sergeant. Anyhoo, Cary is woefully underused as Broderick's right-hand man but looks gorgeous in uniform.

Does anyone out there remember if Cary had a moustache? My memories are somewhat hazy.